blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via jennifer-gentle)

Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

(via thatdiscoking)

honeymalum:

BEING AT A CONCERT AND WANTING TO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT BUT ALSO WANTING TO TAKE GOOD VIDEO AND PICTURES TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING

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(via jamesbagelshaw)

queenbandaid:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

(Source: problematicfavorite, via deepspacesighss)

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